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encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

(via sorry)

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(via uhohimalesbian)

trillow:

you’re under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. please, please remain silent. please, stop yodelling

(via spencerspocketcondom)

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

(via -loner)